Best Tweets

Tweeter is one of the best social sites that came a few years back, personaly its currently my best social site, you ask someone opinion about twitter and he/she tells you its boring then you know the accounts he/ she has followed are also boring, but when one just takes time and navigate though it is when you will not help but become an addict, so do you want to laugh a little bit, here are some of my best tweets a come across today

Every time I say that I'm ready to order in a restaurant what I really mean is that I'm not ready but the panic will help me make a decision
— Steve Stifler (@SteveStfler) August 15, 2014

but sir, if a picture is worth a thousand words then i don't understand why my essay cant just be 4 or 5 emojis
— Steve Stifler (@SteveStfler) August 15, 2014

does anyone actually know what to do when people are singing happy birthday to you?
— Steve Stifler (@SteveStfler) August 14, 2014

#InEveryClass there is a person who is always asking questions when the class time is already over
— Marshall Ndiwa (@Makhshall9) June 1, 2014

ok those are just a few i came across today, but be sure of geting some everyday

anyways cultural week is going to mark its end today, hope to feed my eyes with some cool cultural pieces.I will be back tommorow with an exclusive article of the events that will go down this evening.

Till then Byeeeee

#InEveryClass there is a guy who is always asking "who has two pens to help me with one"
— Marshall Ndiwa (@Makhshall9) June 1, 2014

I wish college had coupons. Buy one semester, get one semester free
— Comedy Tweets (@TheComedyJokes) August 14, 2014

do u ever leave ur phone for like an hour and expect to come back to like 60 texts but u get none yeah same
— Leslie Chow (@ImLeslieChow) August 13, 2014

Tips for falling in love: 1. Don't
— Roy Cropper (@RoyCropperN0T) August 12, 2014

Retweet if you were born on your birthday.
— I Keep It Real (@lKeepItReaI) August 11, 2014